Wednesday, August 11, 2010

bow down to the prophetess of roller derby and buy her gifts to keep her happy

Thank you, Strawberry Deathcake for recognizing my impressive achievement of remaining 100% correct on EVERY prediction I've made thus far. This, my first season as a rookie roller derby journalist. I can't help but gloat and enjoy your praise, since it's ALL I GET for being so awesome.

I'll repeat a statement from my last post:

Can you believe someone this good is doing this for free?!

That's right. Neither bigbadsportsdaddy.com nor the Dallas Derby Devils have anything to offer me. I do it purely for that warm feeling you give me when you stroke my ego.

Now stroke.

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