As you all know, the world didn't end during our May 21 bout. Thank GOD, because then a good chunk of our skaters would have been MIA and we'd have a real mess on our hands. I think we handled the lights out situation at bout 1 well, so I'm sure we would have figured something out real quick. In all honesty, nine times out of ten having a roller derby girl on your side in the apocalypse is a real blessing--we're quite handy. We're athletic and quick on our feet, many of us have extensive knowledge on zombies, we know how to use socket wrenches really well, recognize the importance of lubricant and most importantly: every one of us has been through hell and back, so you bet your too-tight britches we're all tough broads.
This Saturday, June 18th, the Dallas Derby Devils' all-stars will skate under their new moniker, the Army of Darkness. They will also be warming up the track with an opener against Pueblo Roller Derby Devil Dollz. Not much is known about the Devil Dollz, but sources say they're currently unranked but active in the Western Region. Other, less credible, sources say that they were all born on the same plateau, inside a bat cave that was also a home to a league of mountain lions. The West is a tough region full of totally legit teams. The higher altitude really gives them an advantage, in my opinion.
As for this weekend's home team headbutting, the High Seas Hotties set their good eye on the Slaughterers, while the Suicide Shifters will get off their hogs for a scrap against the Wrecking Crew. Woo-ee! Ya'll come back later for the predictions. This is just a teaser post. Nyah!
**Lucy would like to apologize for a mistake on her previous post, "sass never goes out of style"--in which she states that Randall County Roller Dames are from Abilene, TX. RCRD is in fact from Amarillo, not Abilene. Lucy severely regrets her gross oversight and begs on bended knee for your forgiveness.**
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